Lessons Learned

~ When you spray your house for bugs, for some reason they feel they have to die INSIDE your house~ Ozzfest is just the soundtrack for the road to hell~ If you really, truly don't want to do something, don't volunteer to do it just to be nice~ Friends come in all shapes, sizes, and ages~ Trips down memory lane can be joyous and painful ~ Time may heal all wounds but shopping never hurts~ Teachers who do nothing don't get in trouble~ There is no substitute for a loyal friend~ Having the guts to give a guy your number, doesn't mean he'll call.~ It's good to have h.s. friends that you can pick up where you left off, eight years later~ Being an adult isn't all it's cracked up to be~ There are few things in life to look forward to like you look forward to seeing your best friends~ Laughter really IS the best medicine!~ Breaking up with friends, while sometimes necessary, is always painful~ It's a warm fuzzy feeling hearing from your best friend since eighth grade and him still telling you he loves you.~ Your coworkers are suddenly a lot more fun when you're at happy hour.~ People don't always appreciate all your hard work; it's those times you should realize that you don't do it for others~Sometimes, people thinking you do a good job, is a real pain in the ass~ Nothing soothes the soul like a new pair of shoes